Chicken

Conventional wisdom says don't bring a knife to a gun fight. A similar, but less known adage, is don't bring a turkey to a chicken fight.

You do know what we're talking about, right? "Chicken fights" are pretty well known in backyards and in pools where opponents climb on top of a partner's shoulders to take on opponent and try to knock them to the ground or splash them in the pool.

(And no, we are most certainly not talking about illicit actual chicken fighting. That is most definitely, certainly not cool.

) So it might seem a little farcical, but now you know what we're talking about. And for your next battle, you won't even need a friend.

And you're definitely not going to be a turkey. Because you're going to show up in this Chicken Fight plush ride-on costume!

This hilarious costume give you the appearance of riding on the shoulders of a big ol' chicken, but you simply wear it around your waist so you don't have to wrangle a real critter to ride on. Plush soft sculpted details gives the mascot a cartoonish appearance, and a simple elastic waist makes it an easy, go-to costume.

Rock this costume for Halloween or for your next backyard party, and we're sure you're going to be an instant celebrity. And definitely not a turkey!

Bow Chicken Wow Wow Fate favors the bold, friend! If you really want to wow them at your next costume party, then you need to bust out your secret weapon.

That's right. We know about.

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it. We know about your outstanding skills in the art of the funky chicken dance.

It's finally time to show the world, but what are you going to wear when you dance the dance? The answer is simple.

The best way to maximize your funky chicken potential is with a chicken outfit. Of course, you need one that captures the essence of the fowlish critters, but also offers a free range of movement.

Well, don't worry, because our expert costume designers have crafted an outfit that'll transform you into a dancing bird, while also keeping you ultra-comfortable! Design & Details This Plus Size Cluckin' Chicken Costume is everything that a funky chicken aficionado could ask for!

it comes with a simple jumpsuit made out of comfy sherpa-style fabric, giving it a cozy feel. The jumpsuit fits with a zipper, making it easy to change into for impromptu dance-offs and the soft-sculpted tail in the back will have you ready to shake a tail feather.

The shoe covers fit over most shoes, so you can wear your favorite footwear for cutting a rug. Our favorite part about this costume has to be the hood!

It has a tiny, plush beak in front, along with a pair of cartoonish eyes. Once you have it on, you can dance your funky chicken dance with confidence!

Don't Chicken Out Not much of a dancer? That's okay.

This Cluckin' Chicken Costume is great for people who just love chickens, too! But we still think that you should at least give the funky chicken a try when you wear this Made by Us outfit.

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even if you just do it while no one's looking.

Funny is Funny We really can't explain itin fact, we're not sure anyone can. Humor scholars and comedians alike have tried to find a reason for it, but everyone has come up empty-handed.

Why is a rubber chicken so funny? It's a mystery of the comedy world.

But regardless of the reason, it's safe to say that this Adult Rubber Chicken Costume is just as funny as the original! Maybe it's the proportion of chicken feet to wings.

Maybe it's the silly chicken face. Maybe it's the fact that you are a grown-up person dressed as a rubber chicken.

We just don't know, friend. But if you're one who likes to go for a laugh instead of a scare on Halloween, then this look will land you in the big leagues.

What can we say funny is funny! And no good comic ever turns down the opportunity for a laugh, no matter how silly or weird!

Product Details The ease of turning yourself into said funny rubber chicken is precisely the beauty of this costume. While other rubber chicken getups may require you to actually wear a life-sized rubber chicken on your body, this clever look uses the magic of illusion to make turning yourself into a rubber chicken a breeze.

It's a simple pullover tunic that falls easily over your own clothes, with a hooded chicken head to fit over your own. For the Record We're not sure how "funny" it is, but we think this may be the record for the most times "rubber chicken" has been used in a product description.

A Visit to the Farm Welcome to the barnyard! You're just in time to watch the little chicks hatch.

Be careful, though, because once you see one of these chirping balls of fluff, your life will be completely changed. You will want to carry the chick everywhere and cuddle with it all the time.

Your phone will be full of pictures of the tiny peeper. You will buy it adorable outfits and won't even mind that it doesn't seem to want to sleep at normal sleeping hours.

The power of the chick is just that strong. Product Details Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is: It doesn't matter, because this exclusive Baby Chick Costume for Infants is so cute! The snuggly outfit includes a long-sleeved dress that's made of layers of fluffy white knit mesh to resemble chick feathers.

It looks perfect over the pair of orange and yellow jersey knit pants. The velour booties shaped like chick feet have grips on the bottom and the hood has printed and stuffed chick facial features.

Peep, Peep! If you're planning a farmyard-themed family costume this year, you can't go wrong with an outfit as cute and soft as this one!

Your baby will draw all eyes (and lots of admiring "Awwww!" sounds) thanks to her charm combined with the sweet costume.

Just like a real chick, however, she may decide that she's all done posing for photos and try to crawl away. A chick's got things to do, you know.

A Visit to the Farm Welcome to the barnyard! You're just in time to watch the little chicks hatch.

Be careful, though, because once you see one of these chirping balls of fluff, your life will be completely changed. You will want to carry the chick everywhere and cuddle with it all the time.

Your phone will be full of pictures of the tiny peeper. You will buy it adorable outfits and won't even mind that it doesn't seem to want to sleep at normal sleeping hours.

The power of the chick is just that strong. Product Details Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is: It doesn't matter, because this exclusive Baby Chick Costume for Infants is so cute! The snuggly outfit includes a long-sleeved dress that's made of layers of fluffy white knit mesh to resemble chick feathers.

It looks perfect over the pair of orange and yellow jersey knit pants. The velour booties shaped like chick feet have grips on the bottom and the hood has printed and stuffed chick facial features.

Peep, Peep! If you're planning a farmyard-themed family costume this year, you can't go wrong with an outfit as cute and soft as this one!

Your baby will draw all eyes (and lots of admiring "Awwww!" sounds) thanks to her charm combined with the sweet costume.

Just like a real chick, however, she may decide that she's all done posing for photos and try to crawl away. A chick's got things to do, you know.

Chicken Coop Cutie Welcome to the farmyard! Here, you'll find all of your very favorite animals, from the majestic horses to the gentle cows, pink and porky pigs to soft and wooly sheep.

But the best animal of all is found in the chicken coop! Why is it the best, you ask?

Wait until you see a brown egg crack and split open to free a cheeping ball of fluff. Something that cute is destined for great things!

Product Details And the World's Cutest Costume prize goes to..

.you, when you're wearing your exclusive Baby Chicken Costume for Kids!

A long-sleeved jersey dress is sewn with multiple tiers of fluffy white knit mesh across its entire body to give the impression of soft chick feathers. The velour hood is sewn with a fiber-filled red chick comb and a small yellow beak, and is printed with sweet chick eyes.

Add your favorite pair of colored leggings and you're ready to take on the farmyard! Chick, Chick, Hooray!

Be the most adorable animal in the barnyard thanks to your sweet and comfy costume! Living life as a chick has lots of perks, especially at Halloween.

After all, one of the most popular trick-or-treat candy options is candy corn, and what does a chick eat? Corn, of course!

You'll have to make sure that your parents know to give you lots of your favorite vegetable for all of your meals during October. It's not "too much sugar.

" It's the farmer-approved feed you need!