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Bible Flask

Hair of the dog We are good people. At least we try to be.

But sometimes we get a little tipsy. We get a little.


hung over. We need something to keep us going, especially so early in the morning on Sunday.

We've tried everything to get rid of our early morning hang over, but nothing works. Nothing except a little nip to stave off the painful symptoms.

So this Sunday, don't worry if you had a long night out with your pals. Just take this Bible Flask to mass with you, and use a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit you to stave off that hang over.

It might be the only way you make it out of the church without the groans of pain from your headache, stomach ache, and listening to the preacher go on, and on. Just take a sip out of your hidden flask.

Sunday mornings are about to get a whole lot more interesting.

Donut Flask

Everyone loves doughnuts! If you don't then.


wow, you can just leave. Although, the sad thing about doughnuts is they are pretty much only acceptable to eat in the morning.

Once noon hits, the only people that can really get away with having these delicious baked goods are cops and cartoon dads with skin deficiencies. Now, the only thing that can compare with that first bite of a frosted doughnut in the morning is the first sip of a nice stiff drink after work.

With this Donut Flask, at the end of your day, you can enjoy the visual pleasure of a frosted doughnut with sprinkles while simultaneously savoring the sweet taste of your favorite liquor. This awesome flask is the best of two worlds!

Add this to your police officer or Homer Simpson costume and you'll be sure to get plenty of laughs whenever you whip it out and take swig.

Hair Brush Flask

Those Mooching Roommates Sometimes, you don't want to share. And why should you?

If you worked hard for something, then you shouldn't always have to share with everyone. Then, of course, there are those roommates who LOVE sharing.

You know the type we're talking about. They sneak into the cabinet when you're not around, drink all of your favorite adult beverage, and then claim that they'll pay you back later for it.

Spoiler alert: they won't. Well, now you can use your cunning to outsmart those would-be mooching friends.

Product Details This Hair Brush Flask helps you secretly stash your favorite beverage without anyone knowing what's inside. The cleverly designed container looks just like a normal hair brush.

You can use it to brush your hair, but all you have to do is open the secret compartment to access your cache of hidden liquid. You can use it for all of your high-quality potables, whether that means 6 oz.

of your favorite vodka, or 6 oz. of that very expensive root beer that you've been trying to save.

Be Safe We'd like to take this moment to remind you not to do anything illegal with this item. Actually, as a good rule of thumb, you should probably avoid doing anything illegal at any time!