You won't have to go bananas when you decide to add a Gorilla to your family. Just have your favorite child undergo the transformation with this costume!
We're pretty confident that they won't forget all of their human ways, and that's important since we still expect them able to take care of everyday stuff like their chores and table manners. Now after they start wearing this costume for more than a couple days, they might have quite the craving for yellow fruit but that's a whole nother issue to deal with!
Set up your kid with this costume, and they'll have a blast as the mountain jungle dwellers!
Gorillas can sleep up to 13 hours a night and may take several long, rest periods during the day. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?
Imagine what you could do with all that free time! While we wouldn't assume you'd trade your toddler in for a furry, ferocious primate, we bet you wouldn't mind some of that soporific energy heading your way, either.
Unfortunately, we're not sure that this Deluxe Toddler Gorilla costume will offer you much support in the rest department, as your little one will undoubtedly get amped up to snap in and play make believe! Set up a tiny town of building blocks and let your toddler wreak pre-approved havoc, dressed like a certain giant gorilla of Hollywood fame.
Or maybe send your child out to the garden in this costume to forage for leaves (spinach!) to eat.
Whether they prefer the mountains or the lowlands, toddlers (like gorillas) love to climb and eat, get grumpy past their bedtime, play rough with their siblings, and love to just sit around looking cute as could be, making this costume is a natural fit for little trouble maker. After all, this faux fur jumpsuit comes complete with a faux leather chest plate, perfect for fist beating!
The booties, hood, and mitts are guaranteed to keep your toddler warm while ranging through the neighborhood trick-or-treating. ADDED BONUS: Dressing your little one as a cool, calm, and collected (not to mention sleep-loving) herbivore offers you the opportunity to try out the following line of reasoning at the end of the night.
Simply state: Gorillas don't eat candy; time to eat your veggies and go to bed.
Gorillas can sleep up to 13 hours a night and may take several long, rest periods during the day. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?
Imagine what you could do with all that free time! While we wouldn't assume you'd trade your toddler in for a furry, ferocious primate, we bet you wouldn't mind some of that soporific energy heading your way, either.
Unfortunately, we're not sure that this Deluxe Toddler Gorilla costume will offer you much support in the rest department, as your little one will undoubtedly get amped up to snap in and play make believe! Set up a tiny town of building blocks and let your toddler wreak pre-approved havoc, dressed like a certain giant gorilla of Hollywood fame.
Or maybe send your child out to the garden in this costume to forage for leaves (spinach!) to eat.
Whether they prefer the mountains or the lowlands, toddlers (like gorillas) love to climb and eat, get grumpy past their bedtime, play rough with their siblings, and love to just sit around looking cute as could be, making this costume is a natural fit for little trouble maker. After all, this faux fur jumpsuit comes complete with a faux leather chest plate, perfect for fist beating!
The booties, hood, and mitts are guaranteed to keep your toddler warm while ranging through the neighborhood trick-or-treating. ADDED BONUS: Dressing your little one as a cool, calm, and collected (not to mention sleep-loving) herbivore offers you the opportunity to try out the following line of reasoning at the end of the night.
Simply state: Gorillas don't eat candy; time to eat your veggies and go to bed.
Gorillas can sleep up to 13 hours a night and may take several long, rest periods during the day. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?
Imagine what you could do with all that free time! While we wouldn't assume you'd trade your toddler in for a furry, ferocious primate, we bet you wouldn't mind some of that soporific energy heading your way, either.
Unfortunately, we're not sure that this Deluxe Toddler Gorilla costume will offer you much support in the rest department, as your little one will undoubtedly get amped up to snap in and play make believe! Set up a tiny town of building blocks and let your toddler wreak pre-approved havoc, dressed like a certain giant gorilla of Hollywood fame.
Or maybe send your child out to the garden in this costume to forage for leaves (spinach!) to eat.
Whether they prefer the mountains or the lowlands, toddlers (like gorillas) love to climb and eat, get grumpy past their bedtime, play rough with their siblings, and love to just sit around looking cute as could be, making this costume is a natural fit for little trouble maker. After all, this faux fur jumpsuit comes complete with a faux leather chest plate, perfect for fist beating!
The booties, hood, and mitts are guaranteed to keep your toddler warm while ranging through the neighborhood trick-or-treating. ADDED BONUS: Dressing your little one as a cool, calm, and collected (not to mention sleep-loving) herbivore offers you the opportunity to try out the following line of reasoning at the end of the night.
Simply state: Gorillas don't eat candy; time to eat your veggies and go to bed.
Gorillas can sleep up to 13 hours a night and may take several long, rest periods during the day. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?
Imagine what you could do with all that free time! While we wouldn't assume you'd trade your toddler in for a furry, ferocious primate, we bet you wouldn't mind some of that soporific energy heading your way, either.
Unfortunately, we're not sure that this Deluxe Toddler Gorilla costume will offer you much support in the rest department, as your little one will undoubtedly get amped up to snap in and play make believe! Set up a tiny town of building blocks and let your toddler wreak pre-approved havoc, dressed like a certain giant gorilla of Hollywood fame.
Or maybe send your child out to the garden in this costume to forage for leaves (spinach!) to eat.
Whether they prefer the mountains or the lowlands, toddlers (like gorillas) love to climb and eat, get grumpy past their bedtime, play rough with their siblings, and love to just sit around looking cute as could be, making this costume is a natural fit for little trouble maker. After all, this faux fur jumpsuit comes complete with a faux leather chest plate, perfect for fist beating!
The booties, hood, and mitts are guaranteed to keep your toddler warm while ranging through the neighborhood trick-or-treating. ADDED BONUS: Dressing your little one as a cool, calm, and collected (not to mention sleep-loving) herbivore offers you the opportunity to try out the following line of reasoning at the end of the night.
Simply state: Gorillas don't eat candy; time to eat your veggies and go to bed.
Treats Arent Monkey Business Its a common misconception that gorillas only like to eat bananas. Before Tarzan went back to civilization, he introduced his furry family to the wonders of cheese and potato chips.
The gorillas thought that this was the summit of human food until a group of zoologists visited the deep jungles of Africa a few years ago to study these amazing animals. They gained valuable knowledge but lost a lot of the snacks theyd brought when the hungry beasts pilfered them from their supply tent.
Now, gorillas are hooked on human food! This particular gorilla stowed away on a cargo ship and made his way to suburbia on a quest for Pop-Tarts and gummy worms.
Any minute now, hell arrive on your doorstep and roar FEED ME! Product Description This Kids Feed Me Gorilla Costume is so much fun, it might make you pound on your chest with excitement!
The 100 percent polyester pullover romper has plushy faux fur to simulate a gorillas thick pelt (or an awesome 1970s-style shag vest you be the judge!) Big eyes begging for candy are embroidered on the front.
No one will be able to resist giving you an extra scoop of jawbreakers! The gorilla mouth doubles as a big pocket to store treats and, yes, bananas!
Monkeying around for Munchies Why chomp on bamboo shoots and grub for termites when you could be chowing down on chocolate bars and fruit snacks? With this awesome ape costume, treats are just a howl away.