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Gold MC Hammer Adult Vest
StopHammer time! We all want to reclaim a little bit of the 90s.
The fun music like This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan, Barbie Girl by Aqua, and MMMBob by Hanson.okay, maybe not that last one.
But you get the idea. Music you could dance to like the Macarana by Los Del Rio, and Tootsee Roll by the 69 Boyz.
And of course, Cant Touch This by the iconic MC Hammer. Well, now you can claim a bit of the 90s.
Yeah, you know you cant touch this. Well, you can touch this Gold MC Hammer Vest if you buy it.
Turns out the 90s arent as hard to come by as you might have thought. Everyone still loves the music, and the styles are even coming back.
Get this vest and be ready to live it up on the dance floor in this vest. Just dont forget to grab a pair of parachute pants, who knows you might just be the one to bring that particular fashion back into style.
The fun music like This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan, Barbie Girl by Aqua, and MMMBob by Hanson.okay, maybe not that last one.
But you get the idea. Music you could dance to like the Macarana by Los Del Rio, and Tootsee Roll by the 69 Boyz.
And of course, Cant Touch This by the iconic MC Hammer. Well, now you can claim a bit of the 90s.
Yeah, you know you cant touch this. Well, you can touch this Gold MC Hammer Vest if you buy it.
Turns out the 90s arent as hard to come by as you might have thought. Everyone still loves the music, and the styles are even coming back.
Get this vest and be ready to live it up on the dance floor in this vest. Just dont forget to grab a pair of parachute pants, who knows you might just be the one to bring that particular fashion back into style.
$14.99
Gold MC Hammer Men's Pants
Think you can just go around, dropping smooth 90's style rap flows? Think again there buster!
MC Hammer knew better than that. When he jumped onto the stage, he made sure that he was wearing a set of parachute pants so shiny, he had to wear a set of sunglasses just to continue dancing and rapping.
That's how he managed to get so far in the rap game. Now, what's your plan?
These pants have a throwback style that should give you that extra style to drive the crowd wild. They're shiny, have a generous, baggy fit and are pretty much guaranteed to make you feel like doing the MC Hammer shimmy across the stage.
Just make sure you're prepared to bust a few rhymes, since anyone who wears these pants will be expected to have some sweet lyrical skills.
MC Hammer knew better than that. When he jumped onto the stage, he made sure that he was wearing a set of parachute pants so shiny, he had to wear a set of sunglasses just to continue dancing and rapping.
That's how he managed to get so far in the rap game. Now, what's your plan?
These pants have a throwback style that should give you that extra style to drive the crowd wild. They're shiny, have a generous, baggy fit and are pretty much guaranteed to make you feel like doing the MC Hammer shimmy across the stage.
Just make sure you're prepared to bust a few rhymes, since anyone who wears these pants will be expected to have some sweet lyrical skills.
$15.99
Hip Hop Hamsta Costume
Hip hop, hip to the hop, hippity hoppity hamster! Have you been driving your boxy little SUV around, just waiting for the day you become one of those awesome hamsters you see driving around in the SUVs like yours?
Yeah, you like the features of the car, but mostly you want the large fuzzy ears, and the mad dancing skills of those gansta hamstas. We might not be able to give you the ability to do any awesome dance moves, but with some practice you could become the best back-up hamster dancer anyone has ever seen.
And with this Hip Hop Hamsta Costume you might just be able to make it beyond back-up dancer, and right to center stage. Now to become a Hip Hop Hamsta you dont need to keep driving your cute boxy SUV, no all you need to do is click Add to Cart, and have this hop-a-licious costume sent right to your door.
With your moves and this costume you will be dancing till you drop! Who knows you might even become the newest hamster to be featured in a little car companies commercials.
We arent saying you will become a gansta hamsta over night. Remember that the costume is only PART of the process.
You have to master some difficult dance steps before you will be cast as the number one dancing hamster in the world.
Yeah, you like the features of the car, but mostly you want the large fuzzy ears, and the mad dancing skills of those gansta hamstas. We might not be able to give you the ability to do any awesome dance moves, but with some practice you could become the best back-up hamster dancer anyone has ever seen.
And with this Hip Hop Hamsta Costume you might just be able to make it beyond back-up dancer, and right to center stage. Now to become a Hip Hop Hamsta you dont need to keep driving your cute boxy SUV, no all you need to do is click Add to Cart, and have this hop-a-licious costume sent right to your door.
With your moves and this costume you will be dancing till you drop! Who knows you might even become the newest hamster to be featured in a little car companies commercials.
We arent saying you will become a gansta hamsta over night. Remember that the costume is only PART of the process.
You have to master some difficult dance steps before you will be cast as the number one dancing hamster in the world.
$59.99
MC Poser Rapper Wig
Your rhymes might need some work. Your flow might be more of a dribble.
But being a rapper is about commitment. If you can prove that you're dedicated to your craft, people will at least have to give you a little credit for trying.
So maybe you haven't gotten around to cutting that album you're always talking about. So what?
Here's a little free advice: try switching up your hairstyle. Keep it short in the back, so that everybody knows how serious you are about your art.
Puff it up in the front so that they can measure just how long you've been devoted to achieving hip-hop super-stardom. A streak of blond in the front will make sure that even the folks in the back row can see what's going on up there.
Or, if you don't think your new 'do will fly at your day job, you could throw on one of these wigs before you take the stage. Someday you'll make it, and your haters will be left scratching their heads.
But being a rapper is about commitment. If you can prove that you're dedicated to your craft, people will at least have to give you a little credit for trying.
So maybe you haven't gotten around to cutting that album you're always talking about. So what?
Here's a little free advice: try switching up your hairstyle. Keep it short in the back, so that everybody knows how serious you are about your art.
Puff it up in the front so that they can measure just how long you've been devoted to achieving hip-hop super-stardom. A streak of blond in the front will make sure that even the folks in the back row can see what's going on up there.
Or, if you don't think your new 'do will fly at your day job, you could throw on one of these wigs before you take the stage. Someday you'll make it, and your haters will be left scratching their heads.
$14.99
Old School Rapper Costume
The 90s were a crazy time. People were wearing spandex bike shorts for fun and fashion.
You thought shirts and shorts that changed color with your body heat were the coolest thing ever, until you wore one to the high school dance and realized that they show all your friends how much you were sweating from your armpits while you danced with Becky to More Than Words. Also, Zubaz were a thing.
The 90s made a critical contribution to pop culture. It would go down in history for ushering in an era of pants that make it look like your legs might be shaped a little oddly!
These low-hanging pants, however, were both fashionable and functional, as demonstrated by some of the decades most popular rappers. Did it look weird to wear parachute pants with shiny black dress shoes?
Yes. Did anyone who was cool in the 90s remotely care?
No! Want to know why?
Because the best rappers rocked them. So if you think that youre still too legit to quit (hay haaaaaaay!
) and you want to relive the days when it was acceptable to wear parachute pants, then you need this old school rapper costume. Think how awesome it will be to freestyle on the mic at your next costume party.
With these fresh new threads, you'll be ready for rapping and of course, some legit dance moves.
You thought shirts and shorts that changed color with your body heat were the coolest thing ever, until you wore one to the high school dance and realized that they show all your friends how much you were sweating from your armpits while you danced with Becky to More Than Words. Also, Zubaz were a thing.
The 90s made a critical contribution to pop culture. It would go down in history for ushering in an era of pants that make it look like your legs might be shaped a little oddly!
These low-hanging pants, however, were both fashionable and functional, as demonstrated by some of the decades most popular rappers. Did it look weird to wear parachute pants with shiny black dress shoes?
Yes. Did anyone who was cool in the 90s remotely care?
No! Want to know why?
Because the best rappers rocked them. So if you think that youre still too legit to quit (hay haaaaaaay!
) and you want to relive the days when it was acceptable to wear parachute pants, then you need this old school rapper costume. Think how awesome it will be to freestyle on the mic at your next costume party.
With these fresh new threads, you'll be ready for rapping and of course, some legit dance moves.
$34.99
Old School Rapper Costume
The 90s were a crazy time. People were wearing spandex bike shorts for fun and fashion.
You thought shirts and shorts that changed color with your body heat were the coolest thing ever, until you wore one to the high school dance and realized that they show all your friends how much you were sweating from your armpits while you danced with Becky to More Than Words. Also, Zubaz were a thing.
The 90s made a critical contribution to pop culture. It would go down in history for ushering in an era of pants that make it look like you were born with an embarrassing and potentially uncomfortable pelvic disability!
These low-hanging pants, however, were both fashionable and functional, as demonstrated by some of the decades most popular rappers. Did it look weird to wear parachute pants with shiny black dress shoes?
Yes. Did anyone who was cool in the 90s remotely care?
No! Want to know why?
Because the best rappers rocked them. So if you think that youre still too legit to quit (hay haaaaaaay!
) and you want to relive the days when it was acceptable to wear parachute pants, then you need this old school rapper costume. Think how awesome it will be to freestyle on the mic at your next costume party.
With these fresh new threads, you'll be ready for rapping and of course, some legit dance moves.
You thought shirts and shorts that changed color with your body heat were the coolest thing ever, until you wore one to the high school dance and realized that they show all your friends how much you were sweating from your armpits while you danced with Becky to More Than Words. Also, Zubaz were a thing.
The 90s made a critical contribution to pop culture. It would go down in history for ushering in an era of pants that make it look like you were born with an embarrassing and potentially uncomfortable pelvic disability!
These low-hanging pants, however, were both fashionable and functional, as demonstrated by some of the decades most popular rappers. Did it look weird to wear parachute pants with shiny black dress shoes?
Yes. Did anyone who was cool in the 90s remotely care?
No! Want to know why?
Because the best rappers rocked them. So if you think that youre still too legit to quit (hay haaaaaaay!
) and you want to relive the days when it was acceptable to wear parachute pants, then you need this old school rapper costume. Think how awesome it will be to freestyle on the mic at your next costume party.
With these fresh new threads, you'll be ready for rapping and of course, some legit dance moves.
$34.99
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