Theres really no reason to argue the point, anymore. Weve obviously lost.
Humans are no longer at the top of the chain. We do not have the control that we believed we had.
Its true: Cats have absolutely taken over. Theyre everywhere.
Theyve virtually conquered the Internet and can be seen roaming the streets and filling peoples homes at dangerously increasing rates. Cat ladies used to be a character wed see on late night sketch comedy shows, but now they have become an aspiration.
Childhood surveys asking kiddos what they want to be when they grow up now reveal Cat Lady has risen above President of the United States and are nearly double the number of doctors and police officers combined. This is no longer a world where the debate of dog versus cats can even take place.
The cats will hack the Internet dialogue and the polls will be overrun. There are very few options that we have left.
When one invasive species comes to populate and dominate a region, all that can be done is to bring in an even greater species that can try to quell the population down. Unfortunately, cats just dont seem to care!
Their strong independence leaves them with the power to simply shrug and paw away with little more than a hiss. So, in order to save the rest of society, we have no choice but to bring in the big paws.
If nothing else, the cats will listen to a bigger cat! Your tyke has been conscripted into the force to aid with this most crucial of situations.
And, this Child Pretty Leopard costume is just the ticket to win back our future! This polyester leopard print jumpsuit fits comfortably from head to toe and transforms your kiddo from the adorable tyke you always knew into the lovely leopard who may be our only hope!
Black fuzzy trim lines the neck, cuffs, and pant hem to further the feline transformation and the cat headpiece and Hook and Loop fastener-attached cat tail makes the whole look purr-fect. Once your little leopard saves us from the cats, the great plains will be next!
(We just hope that your tyke wont suddenly have a cat army at her heels!)
Wild and Whimsy How to dress the little lady whos both wild and whimsical? Why, we thought youd never ask!
Anyone can stick a set of ears on their head and call themselves a cheetah, but this Child Tutu Leopard Costume claws its way to the top of the cuteness ladder! Your little one loves to dance just as much as she loves nature, so why should she have to choose which to side with this Halloween?
After all, in life your sweetie is part big cat, part ballerina; no sooner is she done lithely twirling around, helping clear the dinner plates than she is pouncing on her little brother, roaring that hes disturbed her in her den..
.or room.
So why shouldnt she have a costume that embodies the grace and the growls that make up her (and favorite animals) big personality? Product Details Just like the leopard itself, your daughter will look majestic and just a little sassy in the flared tutu skirt of this shift dress.
And while the included leopard print arm and leg warmers will keep her cozy, its this costumes plush cat ears and pin-on tail that will make her purr with delight. Just don't try hiding her huge candy haul up a tree; leopards are known to be great climbers.
And you wouldnt want to see her baring those fangs at you first thing in the morning, would you?
Wild and Whimsy How to dress the little lady whos both wild and whimsical? Why, we thought youd never ask!
Anyone can stick a set of ears on their head and call themselves a cheetah, but this Child Tutu Leopard Costume claws its way to the top of the cuteness ladder! Your little one loves to dance just as much as she loves nature, so why should she have to choose which to side with this Halloween?
After all, in life your sweetie is part big cat, part ballerina; no sooner is she done lithely twirling around, helping clear the dinner plates than she is pouncing on her little brother, roaring that hes disturbed her in her den..
.or room.
So why shouldnt she have a costume that embodies the grace and the growls that make up her (and favorite animals) big personality? Product Details Just like the leopard itself, your daughter will look majestic and just a little sassy in the flared tutu skirt of this shift dress.
And while the included leopard print arm and leg warmers will keep her cozy, its this costumes plush cat ears and pin-on tail that will make her purr with delight. Just don't try hiding her huge candy haul up a tree; leopards are known to be great climbers.
And you wouldnt want to see her baring those fangs at you first thing in the morning, would you?
Wild and Whimsy How to dress the little lady whos both wild and whimsical? Why, we thought youd never ask!
Anyone can stick a set of ears on their head and call themselves a cheetah, but this Child Tutu Leopard Costume claws its way to the top of the cuteness ladder! Your little one loves to dance just as much as she loves nature, so why should she have to choose which to side with this Halloween?
After all, in life your sweetie is part big cat, part ballerina; no sooner is she done lithely twirling around, helping clear the dinner plates than she is pouncing on her little brother, roaring that hes disturbed her in her den..
.or room.
So why shouldnt she have a costume that embodies the grace and the growls that make up her (and favorite animals) big personality? Product Details Just like the leopard itself, your daughter will look majestic and just a little sassy in the flared tutu skirt of this shift dress.
And while the included leopard print arm and leg warmers will keep her cozy, its this costumes plush cat ears and pin-on tail that will make her purr with delight. Just don't try hiding her huge candy haul up a tree; leopards are known to be great climbers.
And you wouldnt want to see her baring those fangs at you first thing in the morning, would you?
You're a big kitty, aren't you? No, you're not one of those little timid house cats who climb up on top of the chair hoping not to be captured by toddlers or licked by dogs.
You are a creature of the wild, sultry and suave..
. who naps three-quarters of the day.
We applaud you for that last part. We love naps.
So you can understand why we're particularly adoring of cats. Because, not only are you exceptional catchers of naps (we see that sweet sunny spot you're curled up in on the couch), but ferocious when provoked.
With big teeth and claws, lithe muscles, and a beautifully dappled coat, you're one kitty that ought not be messed with. You know.
When you're awake. The other three-quarters of the time, we kind of want to cuddle you to death.
But we won't. Nothing worse than waking a peacefully napping cat.
And when you nap (as you will be shortly we're guessing), you mine as well curl up in comfort. Our Cozy Leopard Costume is a comfy little fleece number with long sleeves.
Not only that, the outfit has attached mitt-paws, a tail and a hood with kitty ears! You'll be even more cute and fuzzy!
Don't worry, we'll resist the urge to cuddle you uncontrollably.
You're a big kitty, aren't you? No, you're not one of those little timid house cats who climb up on top of the chair hoping not to be captured by toddlers or licked by dogs.
You are a creature of the wild, sultry and suave..
. who naps three-quarters of the day.
We applaud you for that last part. We love naps.
So you can understand why we're particularly adoring of cats. Because, not only are you exceptional catchers of naps (we see that sweet sunny spot you're curled up in on the couch), but ferocious when provoked.
With big teeth and claws, lithe muscles, and a beautifully dappled coat, you're one kitty that ought not be messed with. You know.
When you're awake. The other three-quarters of the time, we kind of want to cuddle you to death.
But we won't. Nothing worse than waking a peacefully napping cat.
And when you nap (as you will be shortly we're guessing), you mine as well curl up in comfort. Our Cozy Leopard Costume is a comfy little fleece number with long sleeves.
Not only that, the outfit has attached mitt-paws, a tail and a hood with kitty ears! You'll be even more cute and fuzzy!
Don't worry, we'll resist the urge to cuddle you uncontrollably.