Its coming upon the Halloween season. Youre thinking of what garb you could dress yourself in that would provoke interesting conversation, draw eyes from across the room, and set yourself up to really paint the town red.
Red, you thought, pondering what kind of creature might exist that invokes the awe of the color of passion. You need something exotic but still a bit approachable.
Something fascinating that might even make others want to initiate the conversation. And also a monster.
Obviously. It is Halloween, so you have to be a monster, too.
And that is when the thought struck you: of course, a lobster. Being the wizened scholar you are, it came quick to your mind that the lobsters expensive state makes it often sought after yet it isnt so strange that anyone is afraid to try.
In fact, in the mysterious world of the deep sea, it is the lady lobsters that start heating things up! Those fancy crustaceans really know how to stay progressive.
Of course they also taste with their legs, chew with their stomachs, and ultimately are content to eat each other. So, this year, you can transform yourself into one of the most exotic monsters imaginable with this Adult Red Lobster costume.
The red jumpsuit fits with a front zipper and has its delicious tail attached in the back and claw hands on the sleeves. Its polyfoam headpiece has investigative antennae and the piercing gaze of its lobster face.
Everyone is likely to recognize that you are an exaggerated lobster, but you can remind them that lobsters can continue to grow forever. Cages simply arent big enough to catch the ones over 30 pounds!
And, if that doesnt surprise them, just remind them that youre a cannibal, too. They are the real monsters!
Consider the Lobster Some kids just follow the beat of their own claws..
.erm, drum.
When you ask the average kid what their favorite animal is, they'll often come up with the same answers. You know, like a cat or a dog or a lizard.
Some get a little exotic and go with an elephant or lion. But you know what?
We want to make sure that every kid can be their favorite animal! We strive to make sure that kids who like weird animals get to have their shot too!
Yes, we mean those kids that proudly blurt out "LOBSTER!!
!" when asked.
Completely unapologetic. Without hesitation.
We hold a place in our hearts for the lobster kids of the world. Why?
Because they're the special kind of weird that makes living in this world awesome. Be proud of your lobster-loving kid and send them out trick-or-treating in our exclusive Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume!
Design & Details Yes, our designers were just like your child when they were young. They were the unabashed weird kids of the world, so they get it.
They get why your kid would be in love with the lobster and would demand it be fresh. That's also why they designed this costume!
It's part of our Made By Us collection, so you know it's the freshest the ocean has to offer. It comes with a simple, red hooded tunic and tons of little legs attached to the sides.
The bottom is shaped like a tail and the top portion of the suit looks like a cartoonish lobster head. It features a large opening for your child's head and it even has a pair of bulbous eyes on top.
To top the whole look off, the costume comes with a pair of claw-shaped mitts that fit over your child's hands. Rock Lobster If your child loves rock lobsters, or just wants to stand out from the crowd at the costume party, then try this Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume.
We all know that the lobster kids make this world a slightly better place.
Consider the Lobster Some kids just follow the beat of their own claws..
.erm, drum.
When you ask the average kid what their favorite animal is, they'll often come up with the same answers. You know, like a cat or a dog or a lizard.
Some get a little exotic and go with an elephant or lion. But you know what?
We want to make sure that every kid can be their favorite animal! We strive to make sure that kids who like weird animals get to have their shot too!
Yes, we mean those kids that proudly blurt out "LOBSTER!!
!" when asked.
Completely unapologetic. Without hesitation.
We hold a place in our hearts for the lobster kids of the world. Why?
Because they're the special kind of weird that makes living in this world awesome. Be proud of your lobster-loving kid and send them out trick-or-treating in our exclusive Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume!
Design & Details Yes, our designers were just like your child when they were young. They were the unabashed weird kids of the world, so they get it.
They get why your kid would be in love with the lobster and would demand it be fresh. That's also why they designed this costume!
It's part of our Made By Us collection, so you know it's the freshest the ocean has to offer. It comes with a simple, red hooded tunic and tons of little legs attached to the sides.
The bottom is shaped like a tail and the top portion of the suit looks like a cartoonish lobster head. It features a large opening for your child's head and it even has a pair of bulbous eyes on top.
To top the whole look off, the costume comes with a pair of claw-shaped mitts that fit over your child's hands. Rock Lobster If your child loves rock lobsters, or just wants to stand out from the crowd at the costume party, then try this Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume.
We all know that the lobster kids make this world a slightly better place.
Consider the Lobster Some kids just follow the beat of their own claws..
.erm, drum.
When you ask the average kid what their favorite animal is, they'll often come up with the same answers. You know, like a cat or a dog or a lizard.
Some get a little exotic and go with an elephant or lion. But you know what?
We want to make sure that every kid can be their favorite animal! We strive to make sure that kids who like weird animals get to have their shot too!
Yes, we mean those kids that proudly blurt out "LOBSTER!!
!" when asked.
Completely unapologetic. Without hesitation.
We hold a place in our hearts for the lobster kids of the world. Why?
Because they're the special kind of weird that makes living in this world awesome. Be proud of your lobster-loving kid and send them out trick-or-treating in our exclusive Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume!
Design & Details Yes, our designers were just like your child when they were young. They were the unabashed weird kids of the world, so they get it.
They get why your kid would be in love with the lobster and would demand it be fresh. That's also why they designed this costume!
It's part of our Made By Us collection, so you know it's the freshest the ocean has to offer. It comes with a simple, red hooded tunic and tons of little legs attached to the sides.
The bottom is shaped like a tail and the top portion of the suit looks like a cartoonish lobster head. It features a large opening for your child's head and it even has a pair of bulbous eyes on top.
To top the whole look off, the costume comes with a pair of claw-shaped mitts that fit over your child's hands. Rock Lobster If your child loves rock lobsters, or just wants to stand out from the crowd at the costume party, then try this Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume.
We all know that the lobster kids make this world a slightly better place.
Consider the Lobster Some kids just follow the beat of their own claws..
.erm, drum.
When you ask the average kid what their favorite animal is, they'll often come up with the same answers. You know, like a cat or a dog or a lizard.
Some get a little exotic and go with an elephant or lion. But you know what?
We want to make sure that every kid can be their favorite animal! We strive to make sure that kids who like weird animals get to have their shot too!
Yes, we mean those kids that proudly blurt out "LOBSTER!!
!" when asked.
Completely unapologetic. Without hesitation.
We hold a place in our hearts for the lobster kids of the world. Why?
Because they're the special kind of weird that makes living in this world awesome. Be proud of your lobster-loving kid and send them out trick-or-treating in our exclusive Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume!
Design & Details Yes, our designers were just like your child when they were young. They were the unabashed weird kids of the world, so they get it.
They get why your kid would be in love with the lobster and would demand it be fresh. That's also why they designed this costume!
It's part of our Made By Us collection, so you know it's the freshest the ocean has to offer. It comes with a simple, red hooded tunic and tons of little legs attached to the sides.
The bottom is shaped like a tail and the top portion of the suit looks like a cartoonish lobster head. It features a large opening for your child's head and it even has a pair of bulbous eyes on top.
To top the whole look off, the costume comes with a pair of claw-shaped mitts that fit over your child's hands. Rock Lobster If your child loves rock lobsters, or just wants to stand out from the crowd at the costume party, then try this Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume.
We all know that the lobster kids make this world a slightly better place.
Consider the Lobster Some kids just follow the beat of their own claws..
.erm, drum.
When you ask the average kid what their favorite animal is, they'll often come up with the same answers. You know, like a cat or a dog or a lizard.
Some get a little exotic and go with an elephant or lion. But you know what?
We want to make sure that every kid can be their favorite animal! We strive to make sure that kids who like weird animals get to have their shot too!
Yes, we mean those kids that proudly blurt out "LOBSTER!!
!" when asked.
Completely unapologetic. Without hesitation.
We hold a place in our hearts for the lobster kids of the world. Why?
Because they're the special kind of weird that makes living in this world awesome. Be proud of your lobster-loving kid and send them out trick-or-treating in our exclusive Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume!
Design & Details Yes, our designers were just like your child when they were young. They were the unabashed weird kids of the world, so they get it.
They get why your kid would be in love with the lobster and would demand it be fresh. That's also why they designed this costume!
It's part of our Made By Us collection, so you know it's the freshest the ocean has to offer. It comes with a simple, red hooded tunic and tons of little legs attached to the sides.
The bottom is shaped like a tail and the top portion of the suit looks like a cartoonish lobster head. It features a large opening for your child's head and it even has a pair of bulbous eyes on top.
To top the whole look off, the costume comes with a pair of claw-shaped mitts that fit over your child's hands. Rock Lobster If your child loves rock lobsters, or just wants to stand out from the crowd at the costume party, then try this Kid's Fresh Lobster Costume.
We all know that the lobster kids make this world a slightly better place.