Mario

It sure can be a tough job having to save Princess Peach day in and day out from that darn Bowser, with all of his annoying minions and those crafty puzzle-like worlds . All that running around and jumping would leave anyone parched.

You can bet that Mario and Luigi aren't above putting back a few cold ones after a hard day's work. Those are two plumbers that know the value of an ice cold beverage.

Although, every now and then, the super bros will get wrapped up in swapping stories of their adventures and let their beverages get too warm to enjoy. Party Foul!

Thankfully, Toad had a solution! He knows already how much those jumpy guys enjoy his 1Up mushrooms so he whipped up an invention that would extend the lifespan of their cold drinks!

Now the Mario Bros just need to slip their beverages in a One-Up Can Koozie and they can easily put a cold one down anytime without worries of a warm sip!

Ah, the evolution of Mario super pwoers! His first power up was the Super Mushroom.

The mustachioed plumber grows to titanic heights. Bowser's cronies will never push him around again!

Then came the mighty Fire Flower. He could shoot fireballs from a safe distance to take down those crafty Koopa Troopas.

No longer did he have to get his shoes dirty by stomping on Goombas. What a joyous moment!

Then, there came the Star. Granting invincibility, he could run through baddies with complete reckless abandon.

Surely, nothing could top that! But then came Super Marios Bros 3 with a game changer.

A leaf. A leaf?

What could a leaf possibly do that is better than invincibility or fireballs. Oh, but it did!

It granted the ability of flight. Now, why gaining a raccoon tail and some ears grants flight is a mystery to us, but sometimes, it's just better to not ask too many questions when it comes to video games.

Now, you can wield that mighty power (sort of).This Adult Deluxe Mario Raccoon Costume gives you the look of the classic Nintendo character after grabbing a Leaf powerup!

It comes complete with his plumber's trousers, a raccoon tail and a set of raccoon ears attached to the hat. Now, this costume IS real-life accurate, so although they make you look like you have raccoon ears, it won't grant you any sort of flying powers.

Listen, pretty much everyone can put together a red shirt and a pair of overalls. It's not hard.

You probably already own that stuff already. But does that make it a Mario costume?

Ha! Not by half.

You think just because you're wearing overalls you can jump down a sewer pipe? We'd like to see you try.

You think that red shirt makes eating weird mushrooms safe? Those mushrooms popped out of a brick!

You can't eat those! And do you really think that Bowser, the most fearsome lizard-turtle-Godzilla (what is Bowser anyway?

He's not really any one thing, is he? Huh.

Something to think about.) is going to just hand you Princess Peach when you show up without a mustache, or gloves, or the signature hat with an M on it?

??

Please! So quit trying to fool people into thinking you're Mario and just be him!

Grab this hat, slap it on your head. Put your eager fingers into those gloves.

Stick that mustache on your beautiful soft skin (actually, do this one first because it might be hard once those gloves are on). Now you're not just a Mario, you're a Super Mario!

So, he's a Nintendo prodigy. But if your child is ready to take the action from the screen into the real world, he's going to need the right look to make Koopa smashing, shell tossing, and gold coin collecting a reality.

This classic Mario costume will let him become the famed Italian plumber. He can pretend that your basement is the Mushroom Kingdom, or he can take his exploits out on the trick-or-treating rounds in the hopes that a big bag of candy is just as good as a whole lotta coin.

If your boy would like to try out Mario, get him this look to make his Mario Bros dreams come true!

So, he's a Nintendo prodigy. But if your child is ready to take the action from the screen into the real world, he's going to need the right look to make Koopa smashing, shell tossing, and gold coin collecting a reality.

This classic Mario costume will let him become the famed Italian plumber. He can pretend that your basement is the Mushroom Kingdom, or he can take his exploits out on the trick-or-treating rounds in the hopes that a big bag of candy is just as good as a whole lotta coin.

If your boy would like to try out Mario, get him this look to make his Mario Bros dreams come true!

So, he's a Nintendo prodigy. But if your child is ready to take the action from the screen into the real world, he's going to need the right look to make Koopa smashing, shell tossing, and gold coin collecting a reality.

This classic Mario costume will let him become the famed Italian plumber. He can pretend that your basement is the Mushroom Kingdom, or he can take his exploits out on the trick-or-treating rounds in the hopes that a big bag of candy is just as good as a whole lotta coin.

If your boy would like to try out Mario, get him this look to make his Mario Bros dreams come true!