Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Can You Hear This Leash? If you're humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song right now, then this leash is for you.

Keep your pet close and your enemies closer with this Old School TMNT Pet Leash. Use it during your next pizza run or keep it handy in case you need to get radical.

The polyester fabric even wipes and washes clean, in case you find yourself traveling via sewer. It clips easily to a collar ring (and did you see we sell the matching collar?

) Huddle up with your favorite hero in a half shell and be ready to save the day--because you never know when Shredder will attack!

Admit it. You're a lot smarter than your brothers.

You don't have to be bashful about it. No one here is going to call you a nerd.

Donatello is the smart one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and he's done plenty of cool stuff. If you accept the 1980's toy line as canon (which we do), then you know that he once created a militarized vehicle capable of shooting pizzas at bad guys.

Any guy who can do that and wield a bo-staff like an expert, is one radical dude in our book. If you want to lay claim to inventing the pizza tank, or just think that you deserve the title of the smart-guy of the group, then this Donatello costume is for you.

''Call methe Shredder. I have trainedin the ways of Ninjustsu for my entire life and I have sharpened my skills to the highest level.

An old enemy of mine, Splinter, is hiding in New York City and traininga peculiar band of ninjas. The time has come to pay all of them a visit Look - we get that hate can be just as much of a driving force as love, butdo you think you might be taking your hatred of Splinter and his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just a little too far?

Youve basically wrapped your entire existence around taking that clan down, and we gotta tell you - were questioning whether that level of obsession is even remotely healthy!Youre the Deadly Steel Devil of the Evil Foot Clan, but are you happy?

All we're saying is think about it. For instance, when you pull on this Shredder Mask and ride off into the city sunset in search of turtles to destroy, maybe just take a moment to think about what you're really hiding under that mask and costume of razor blades.

Are you protecting your body from the attack of others, or are you really just hiding from yourself? Either way, we're here for you, Shredder.

Maybe not all the time - you run with kind of a rough crowd, and quite frankly, your friends terrify us - but when you're ready to talk, we'll be here for you, big guy!

Fighting the Good Fight If a fight is a martial art, then it is no wonder that all the Ninja Turtles are named after the greatest artists of all time. Not only do they live up to their names, but they also do it with so much more 90s style than the originals could have dreamed!

Product Details Finding the best way to carry around your pet and show off your TMNT style is easy with this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Van Pet Carrier! The quilted polyester will hold up to your pets weight and the mesh panels are perfect for making sure your best friend has plenty of airflow.

Just make sure you keep any turtles out of toxic waste!